Rocking Unicorn – $20
⭐☆☆☆☆ Unicorn Rocker Fail
Got the rocking unicorn toy, and it’s a total flop. It barely rocks, more like a wobbly chair. The unicorn’s horn fell off on day one, and the paint started peeling. My kid prefers the box it came in. Save your money and get a real horse.
Mopping Toy – $10
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Future Cleaning Pro: Kid’s Mop Toy
Bought the mop toy for my kid, and now I’ve got a mini cleaning crew! My floors have never been shinier. My kid thinks mopping is the coolest game ever, and I’m not correcting them. Who knew child labor could be so adorable? 🧼🧹✨
Ernie – Sesame Street – $10
⭐⭐⭐☆☆ Ernie: The Mediocre Cuddle Companion
Got a stuffed Ernie toy, and it’s…fine. Kids love him, but I keep finding him in the weirdest places (like the fridge). Ernie’s smile is a bit too cheerful at 3 AM. Not bad, just honestly didn’t do the iconic Ernie justice. Decent cuddle buddy, but he’s no Big Bird.